My buyer was very unobtrusive
As she told me her purchase was exclusive
Stating that she found me through a mutual celebrity friend
As her sweet voice proclaimed: “I’m famous too, I can’t pretend”
“The lights and paparazzi have created a stir”
“For I need a killer suit to make my life a blur”
I laughed in a cute gesture and told her she was a Poet
And in perfect timing she replied back, “don’t ya’ know it”
(perhaps she’s going to wear this in Belize)
(or even the Florida Keys)
So I’m preparing to ship her jewels of luxury out this afternoon
As I emotionally swoon
It’s not every day you meet royalty from Hollywood
Mums the word.. which we both understood